We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too...

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
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[whispering] I could set the building on fire.

We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday.
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We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!